Yup, you deserve to know where your money is going.
And now I have even more of an excuse to buy a fuck ton of Samosas and Thin Mints and shove them in my feminist, pro-choice, trans-positive, education-loving mouth.
Though it was certainly questionable at best, Christmas survived 2013 despite the ruthless efforts of “Happy Holidays” wishers to destroy it. So as you pack up your ornaments and wreaths, your stockings and fruitcakes, ponder them in your heart. We made it through this year, but next year is still up for grabs and those Grinchy Christmas raiders will be tirelessly working all through 2014 to keep Christmas from coming again. Hold tight to your Yule logs and wassail. Cling to your sleigh bells and snow men. Christmas, your days are numbered.